but does the applause live for me?
im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college
I read so much gay fanfiction that when I go to pick up an actual book I am shocked and appalled by all of the heterosexuality
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
If you think your problems being cis on tumblr are comparable to the systematic oppression faced by non-binary and trans people your opinion belongs in the trash.
no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
NO YOU DON’T GET IT
MY DAD LEGIT DID THIS IN HIS SPEECH
AT HIS OWN WEDDING
it was hidden in his inside-jacket pocket while he made his vows to my mum, and it was so top-secret that his best man had to smuggle in a slice of toast so no one saw it while he was getting ready.
…HIS OWN FUCKING WEDDING
all around me are familiar faces
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
i installed a camera in your room
i’m watching you
I SANG THIS
Its really hard being the less hot friend
anime taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal
who else was gay for violet baudelaire growing up
why double dipping isnt actually a problem:
- if i want some more dip im getting some and u aint gonna be a lil bitch about it
this is the road to ruin and we started at the end